February 2012
28 posts
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all in all my pooping experience in college has been very bad
WatchSecretly Recording:
Me and Nick on Which Pokemon I Would Have If I Were a Trainer
WatchSecretly Recording:
Me and Nick on Things My Mom Makes
my obsession with Nicki Minaj is getting out of hand
i don’t even like her songs very much. i’m not even very moved by rap verses most of the time, especially hers. but i try to listen to every songs and every verse she’s ever made. i listen intently to the words to figure out what it’s about. i try to watch all the videos she’s in. her songs get stuck in my head...
Watchliterallysame:
OH MY GOD
i… i just… this was just one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever watched
go to the pizza place and order two slices of cheese. the guy heats up the slices and hands them to me and says “enjoy your pizza!” and under my breath i whisper
“you too”
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just spent a whole day offline for the sake of being productive
that was fucking hard
Anonymous asked: you seem to be under the impression that "constantly" means fast. constant is constant, whether once a week or once a month. i really hope you're not also under the impression that you're even slightly intelligent.
of course the only time the only other person in this study room walks by is when i’m looking up google images of lil kim
secretly recording private moments is my soon-to-be new favorite hobby
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you know the one thing i’ve actually always wanted is to overhear people talking about me. how do people interpret my actions and what assumptions do they make about my character? ~curious~
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January 2012
33 posts
the other day i was at a band rehearsal and at the end of rehearsal our conductor reminds us about the appropriate attire for our concert the next day. after he’s done, one guy raises his hand and asks “is cross-dressing okay?” and some people giggle and our conductor says “cross-dressing? of course! of course!” and he waves his arms around and everybody laughs.
the...
ifyoucarryonthisway:
the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn
honey, you missed auburn big time
yes i have seen enough episodes of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody to know that this was the funniest moment in the entire series
Watchcrapheadslaphead-deactivated201:
Celery Man
djprofessork asked: your commentary of that picture could be applied to your own commentary?!? I guess I just hate it when people are like one-up on wit by pointing out wit!~!!~! maybe they're just making a fucking joke
god fuck creative-but-still-academic english assignments they are only bad ever and i don’t wanna deal with this fuck shit
my brother called me today to tell me that i should get a twitter because he thinks i’d be really funny on the internet
little does he know…………….
that i’m not funny on the internet
walking downtown today and i saw a guy with a fucking CAT hanging out on his shoulder
this guy was walking around downtown and his cat was just SITTING ON HIS SHOULDER
living the anime dream
someone wanna lend me a chiiiiin?
recently was told that i snore
apparently loud enough that i sometimes wake people up. all my life. it wasn’t that i didn’t think that i snored. it was that i thought that i didn’t snore. how long has this been going on?? i WAKE PEOPLE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
i’m a fucking monster
fuck i forgot how pretentious English classes were. the subject of my class is American short stories which is pretty cool but at the same time it can be kind of annoying when the authors are obviously trying to be ~soooOoo meta~ and ironic and witty and cynical and college students just eat dat shit up
but it’s fun to identify the really typical classmates i have. we have:
girl in the...