the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn
honey, you missed auburn big time
yes i have seen enough episodes of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody to know that this was the funniest moment in the entire series
(via sle4zy)
djprofessork asked: your commentary of that picture could be applied to your own commentary?!? I guess I just hate it when people are like one-up on wit by pointing out wit!~!!~! maybe they're just making a fucking joke
yeah you’re right. thooough to me it’s just about how common these shitty things are. like, the people who use wit to make fun of the shitty people (shitty people being made fun of = level 1s) are only doing so because the level 1 shitty people are so common. and then i make fun of said wit-users (level 2s) because they’re so common. but the wit-making-fun-of-wit users (level 3s) like myself aren’t common enough to make fun of (yet~). and though making fun of something just because it’s common is stupid, the commonness aspect of it that annoys me is not the amount of people who are level 2, but the fact that the level 2 kids know that they’re just as common as the level 1 kids and then post they’re complaints publicly to unite under their shittiness and wittiness. they act like they’re glad that they’re smarter than “everyone” (level 1s), but they don’t actually mean “everyone” because they know so many level 2s exist as well and the real comfort comes from other level 2s validating them and making them feel like a respected member of the level 2 community. i honestly asked myself if i was posting what i posted to appeal to some kind of level 3 community, and the honest answer was no so i posted it. though i could have just commentated on that picture with something like this instead of a witty joke, which would have been less shitty of me. but i guess i suck at least a little bit too~
this is an actual drinking game if you want to get wasted real fast you should try it
or a better drinking game: take a shot every time someone on tumblr posts about a really insignificant shitty thing that lots of people do so that other tumblr kids will be like “lol RIGHT?? i’m soO cynical toooo!” and think they’re really witty
(via sle4zy)
god fuck creative-but-still-academic english assignments they are only bad ever and i don’t wanna deal with this fuck shit
my brother called me today to tell me that i should get a twitter because he thinks i’d be really funny on the internet
little does he know…………….
that i’m not funny on the internet
walking downtown today and i saw a guy with a fucking CAT hanging out on his shoulder
this guy was walking around downtown and his cat was just SITTING ON HIS SHOULDER
living the anime dream
i am the female weezy
someone wanna lend me a chiiiiin?
